I'm really, really not a fashionista. No, really.

About half of the clothes in my closet have been there since high school. Yeah, I'd say about half.

And I still wear them.

So really, I'm not exactly shakin' my groove thang in the fashion world. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother! (name that movie. Please!)

Anyway, I really just want to know if this strong dislike I have for a current fashion trend is due to my lack of fashionista-ness. If it is, I'll never say another word about it...at least not loudly.

colored tights.

I'm not talking black or neutral colored. I'm talking Skittles camouflaging tights.

Perhaps it's because I'm nowhere near bold enough. Perhaps it's because I don't really see this trend lasting for more than a year or maybe two. Perhaps it's because I really don't like wearing nylons/tights.

Or perhaps it's because colored tights turn your legs different colors, and it actually is silly.

If you love colored tights, that's totally awesome. You're a trendier person than I am. I hope I haven't offended you by expressing my humble opinion.

But am I alone (echo...echo...echo)?

Does anyone else not get this trend? Or any of the other trends out there, for that matter?