I've already decided that I would like to celebrate the birth of myself by making myself these cookie bar things:
Yes, these are the cookie bar things I blogged about like, a year ago.
No, I haven't made them yet.
Yes, I have been dreaming about them ever since.
No, that's not exactly true.
Yes, it is.
No, I haven't had the time, motivation, or perfect occasion for which to make them.
Yes, I am determined to make them this weekend.
No, I'm not sharing.
Yes, I really do think you're actually asking me all of these questions.
No, I don't mind.
Have a lovely day! Make yourself a treat you've been wanting to make for a while. Just deciding to do so will fill you with joy. And then actually doing so will fill you with more joy. And a yummy treat.
1st Amendment: I will absolutely share. These things are freaking delicious...but only 2 or 3 bites will do you in. Seriously.